A conversation about someone's stalker occassioned the following exchange between me (Mr T tough) and my friend Sean.
[13:07] Mr T tough: i could totally be a stalker
[13:07] Crinttae: you could not
[13:07] Crinttae: you can barely stand people
[13:07] Mr T tough: why not?
[13:07] Mr T tough: sure i could
[13:07] Crinttae: how are you gonna stalk them?
[13:07] Mr T tough: on the internets
[13:07] Mr T tough: and like, go by where they work or live or something
[13:07] Crinttae: you'd follow them to their car and then be like
[13:07] Crinttae: this sucks i'm gonna go watch buffy
[13:07] Mr T tough: maybe most of my stalking would be from a distance
[13:08] Mr T tough: mostly on blogs and websites and such
[13:08] Mr T tough: basically, what i do now only more so
[13:08] Crinttae: no way
[13:08] Mr T tough: ???
[13:08] Crinttae: 90% of your blogs are about you
[13:08] Mr T tough: i'm stalking myself!
[13:08] Crinttae: well, that i could see
[13:08] Mr T tough: this is a stunning realization
[13:09] Mr T tough: i think i'm super sexy and i can't wait to see myself again
[13:09] Crinttae: finally realize who's been leaving all those notes
[13:09] Mr T tough: hmmm
[13:09] Crinttae: like
[13:09] Crinttae: "laundary, groceries, workout"
[13:09] Crinttae: and keeping creepy notebooks about your activities
[13:10] Crinttae: "ran- 20 minutes, 20 reverse pushups"
[13:10] Mr T tough: you mean the workout notebook?
[13:10] Mr T tough: you think that's weird?
[13:10] Crinttae: exactly
[13:10] Mr T tough: one has to document one's life
[13:10] Crinttae: well it's a sure sign you're a stalker
[13:10] Crinttae: i'd get thrown in jail if i had a notebook of you like that
[13:11] Mr T tough: yes, but don't you think i'm capable of taking my love of me and turning it on other people?
[13:11] Crinttae: maybe?
[13:11] Crinttae: i don't know
[13:11] Crinttae: i just see you getting bored and going to go watch buffy
[13:11] Crinttae: in every case where you might start to follow someone
[13:12] Crinttae: unless it was buffy
[13:12] Crinttae: hm.
[13:12] Crinttae: then i could see it happening
[13:12] Mr T tough: yes but you think i'm always watching buffy
[13:12] Crinttae: so yes you could stalk someone
[13:12] Crinttae: but if and only if that person is buffy
[13:13] Crinttae: i'm saying you're too independent
[13:13] Crinttae: you need to be a creep
[13:13] Crinttae: like me
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So, is it weird that I keep a log of all my workouts?
You will surely regret this
Sam Brown--explodingdog.com
Friday, December 14, 2007
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3 comments:
Why did you replace "iff" with "if and only if"? "iff" sounds soo much better.
I was thinking that lots of people wouldn't know what iff means. Maybe I should stop catering to the lowest common denominator.
They can wiki it. I mean, seriously come on. Iff. It is Awessommme, and by that, I mean "awesome and only awesome."
The other funny thing about this post: this is now the first hit my future internet stalkers will receive when they google "Crinttae".
...Hello forthcoming creeps &/or loved ones! Welcome to the PAST! Laugh at our fashion and technology but feel sweetly nostalgic about our lexicon. oh w00t. You silly word. oh lolz.
By the way, This here is Mandi. She's pretty hot.
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