I'd be so cute.

If I was a cat, I'd do the same things that I do as a person only people would love me for it.

Picture me doing all these things except as a cat:

--drinking vodka
--mocking others
--playing with costumes
--fretting over my amazon wishlist
--writing letters to congressional representatives
--complaining that jeans never fit me right
--grabbing my bag and going to the gym
--burying my face in a cute boy's stomach (if you're a friend of mine, this may not make sense to you...if you're a cute boy of mine, you know i do this quite a bit.)
--begging to have my extremities tickled

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Sean told me today that the rule for dating someone younger than you is half your age plus seven. I had never heard that. I asked Ben about it and he says it's common knowledge. What the eff? How did I not know that? Is there also a rule about making out with the hotties that your friends introduce you to? Cause Bryn has a stockpile of hotties at home. Can I have one of those or are they hers even if she doesn't use them to their full potential?